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U.S. military promises to cooperate with Japanese police over taxi driver's murder
Rode in a taxi yesterday
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 24 2008 - 11:03)Rate | Report
The driver was unusually polite and deferential, even though it is highly unlikely I could be mistaken for a member of the U.S. military. (Since I'm elderly, bent over and walk with a cane.) Word sure gets around.
 
U.S. air strike bombardier DeShazer dies at 95
notlikeyou
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 21 2008 - 23:55)Rate | Report
There have been occasions when I had mixed feelings about missionaries as well. But considering what the man went through, I'm sure he had the best of motives. Incidentally Mitsuo Fuchida, the naval pilot who led the first wave attack on Pearl Harbor and who sent the famous "Tora,tora,tora!" messsage, became a Christian evangelist after the war. Some missionaries, it seems, were home grown.

I'm just thankful I never had to go through what those people did.
 
This incident has shown the rest of the world ...
The world's economy is on the verge of a meltdown
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 21 2008 - 16:41)Rate | Report
Which means taking this job would be like volunteering for combat patrol in Falluja, Iraq. Nobody in his right mind would want it.
 
Japanese community concerned about Britain's plans for English tests
Suggest the Japanese start
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 21 2008 - 14:08)Rate | Report
by letting NOVA get back in business!
 
Think before you get a pet here.
Try learning to love a human instead
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 20 2008 - 10:27)Rate | Report
Humans don't always reciprocate they way you like, but they don't shed, can make conversation about the weather, and you don't have to take them out to poop three times a day.
 
Tokyo cinema decides against screening 'Yasukuni' documentary
By sticking to themes like Hello Kitty, anime
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 19 2008 - 09:09)Rate | Report
and other noncontroversial subjects, we wind up with the lobotomized citizenry that populate Japan today. The ministry of education should turn its textbook selection over to the editors of Shonen Jump. Come to think of it, they already did.
 
41.2% bathe with cell phones, poll finds
It's terribly hard to restrain the urge
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 19 2008 - 09:04)Rate | Report
to push their stupid heads under the water and hold them there until they shut up.
 
New wanted posters of Hawker murder suspect in various disguises released
I saw him!
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 14 2008 - 15:48)Rate | Report
I saw him! I really did! In fact I danced with him in a Roppongi disco. After five or six drinks we went to a hotel together and then I blacked out. Woke up with my wallet and passport missing. Too embarrassed to report it. Damn, I feel like a real schmuck.
 
The way you criticize the film is do it after ...
Telephone calls?
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 14 2008 - 10:04)Rate | Report
Hehe, wait until the uyoku start burning down the theaters!
 
Japan's 6th Aegis destroyer completed
I suppose their most likely use
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 13 2008 - 18:26)Rate | Report
will be a shootout with the South Korean navy over who owns Takeshima (or Tokdo, depending on who's talking).
 
LA court nullifies Miura's 1988 arrest warrant, issues new one
tjrandom
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 11 2008 - 14:18)Rate | Report
Thanks for the authentically pedantic legal gibberish. Perhaps I should clarify my prediction.

Even if Miura goes to trial (which is iffy), I don't expect it to culminate in a guilty verdict. The LA prosecutor is playing too loose with too many procedures, on a cold case that lacked sufficient evidence 27 years ago. Why should it be any different now?
 
LA court nullifies Miura's 1988 arrest warrant, issues new one
Here's a prediction for you
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 11 2008 - 09:58)Rate | Report
This whole thing is turning out to be a sort of mini-O.J. affair. When it's all said and done, the outcome of this jolly farce will be determined, not on the basis of Miura's guilt or innocence, but on legal technicalities.
 
Casio to sell luxury wristwatches
I've noticed growing numbers
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 10 2008 - 17:11)Rate | Report
of Japanese eschew watches entirely, and just get the time from their keitai. It's not only accurate, but never out of their hands for a more than a few waking moments, usually only when they are utilising toilet tissue. (If then.)
 
S Korea urges local suffrage for ethnic Koreans in Japan
And in return, Japanese with permanent residence
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 10 2008 - 14:46)Points: 1   Rate | Report
status in Korea should be allowed to vote in Korean elections. Have we got a deal, Ambassador Yu?
 
Remembering the Alamo
Posturing
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 9 2008 - 10:21)Rate | Report
The defenders of the Alamo were not kamikazes. They held out believing, almost to the very end, that Gen. Sam Houston would mount an attack against Santa Ana's troops and rescue them. One more thing that the writer apparently chose to overlook deserves mention: many of the Alamo's defenders were Tejanos (ethnican Mexicans) seeking greater autonomy from Mexico City's heavy-handed control.
 
Harvard gym accommodates Muslim women
If ANY religion tried to impose
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 8 2008 - 20:48)Rate | Report
its beliefs on me, I would go out of my way to offend its believers. Muslims want to exercise without males around, let them build their own gym. I won't complain a bit if they make rules banning me from using it.

PS: The administration of Harvard U. doesn't strike me as being very intelligent.
 
Casio to sell luxury wristwatches
In 1995
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 8 2008 - 10:06)Rate | Report
I bought a Casio watch, which looks a lot like a Tag-Hauer ripoff, for 5,000 yen. It is robust, comfortable to wear and keeps incredibly accurate time. (Maybe one minute off every year, if that.) It even looks good. It's so good, in fact, I can't see myself replacing it any time soon. When the time comes, I would certainly buy another Casio watch. Might even pay 10,000 yen for it. But 300,000 would be an unnecessary indulgence.
 
Akasaka Biz Tower opens in Tokyo
The project, called "akasaka Sacas,"
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 6 2008 - 20:55)Rate | Report
uh, I think you guys spelled "sucks" incorrectly.
 
Man shoots himself in head in front of Diet
I think all right-wing activists
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 5 2008 - 16:44)Rate | Report
who fatally shoot themselves should be awarded posthumous medals. This limited offer expires in 30 days. Hurry up, gents!
 
Schwarzenegger to request Miura's transfer to California
Ahnuld should keep out of it
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 5 2008 - 16:42)Rate | Report
For cryin' sakes! This is real life, not Hollywood. Let justice take its course. There is need for glamourpuss to get involved.
 
A Godzilla statue in Hibiya is decorated for a ...
Only in Japan
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 5 2008 - 09:44)Rate | Report
could someone use a fire-breathing monster that burned down the Tokyo waterfront as an icon for discouraging his legions of pyromaniac fans. LOL!
 
ASDF fighter aborts landing as JAL plane crosses runway in Ishikawa
This is what you get
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 5 2008 - 08:45)Rate | Report
When civilian airports are expected to share runways with military bases.
 
Japan calls for int'l action against anti-whaling harassment
Whales call for int'l action
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 4 2008 - 18:26)Rate | Report
against Japan.
 
Japan condemns Hamas attacks; urges restraint by Israel
As soon as Israel withdrew from its occupation
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 4 2008 - 12:48)Rate | Report
of Gaza, Hamas began launching missiles at them. So what's the incentive for the Israelis to leave the West Bank, let alone agree to establishment of a Palistinian state, when they know they would just get more of the same?
 
Police analyzed 25,007 cell phones in criminal investigations in 2007
Well if you can't have a smoking gun
Beelzebub Click here to see member profile (Mar 4 2008 - 12:43)Rate | Report
I suppose this is the next best thing.


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